Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	295	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	New Chunks Explored:	815501

New Minecraft Servers

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We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

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FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Towns Built:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

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OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4431
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	472	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	293
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

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LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mines Excavated:	2626	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Items Found:	7096	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Votes:	3611	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mines Excavated:	2566	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	4915	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	8293	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8817	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	953	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	182
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	269
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

amarugamma.holy.gg