Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3947	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mines Excavated:	2622	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	2607
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1876
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2426	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.