Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crops Grown:	3633
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Zombie Dances:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5278	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9774	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	396	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Animals Bred:	78	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	59
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	161
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!