Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Crops Grown:	2262	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Farms Harvested:	482	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2603	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	184	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2409	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7345
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.