Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Farms Harvested:	673
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	4674
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8171	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	7015	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	83
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crops Grown:	6313
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Zombie Dances:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	989
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”