Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchantments Applied:	110	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2643	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2232	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dimension Hops:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”