Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	658217	Endless Night Skies:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7796
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crops Grown:	3568	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5029	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Star Shards Collected:	134	Magic Items Found:	8158
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ores Mined:	535
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.