Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	3747
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5419	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Dragon Eggs Found:	9780	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1699
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4106
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	2722
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4249

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
New Chunks Explored:	378159	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.