Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Animals Bred:	157	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	5991	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1969	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	3527
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Animals Bred:	92	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	792
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.