Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	268977	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	193	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Enchantments Applied:	144	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6314	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Animals Bred:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	9061	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.