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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1734	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1430
Enchantments Applied:	237	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	104	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9838	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	2982
Potions Brewed:	177	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	3694
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	202	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.