Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3721	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	121894	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Farms Harvested:	262
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.