Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8015	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	60	Void Gems Collected:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5155	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	148
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.