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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3458 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8927 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!
Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!
So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!
