Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

Absurdity, avant garde, BUILD, Chaos, Crafty, deconstruction, dream ending, EXPERIMENTAL, Fun, intellectual masterpiece, meaningless things, Metafiction, midwits, mind-bending, mindfuck, nonsensical plot, overanalyzing, postmodernism, redditors, satire, slap, Slap in random shit together, surrealism, unconventional storytelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Farms Harvested:	478	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	7450
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	223	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6730
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2984
Enchantments Applied:	56	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4664
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Crops Grown:	3493
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	778673	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	4794
Dragon Eggs Found:	2518	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magic Items Found:	4343
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Potions Brewed:	93
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	183	Divine Spears Created:	27

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com