Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6693 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!
