Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	286	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1159	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2020	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	6996
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	10262
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	8032
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Towns Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	747	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	163
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mines Excavated:	4360

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com