Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1538	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Alien Abductions:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	69
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Divine Spears Created:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	89	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ores Mined:	8633
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	223
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	121
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	25	Void Armor Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1402

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9037	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	775	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Animals Bred:	77	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Potions Brewed:	197	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

play.lunarsurvival.xyz