Crafty Chaos and Nonsense

bullshit, Chaos, Conversation, Crafty, digital content, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet culture, internet trends, memes, nonsense, Online Community, online sharing, photos, Random, social media, Thread, Videos, viral content

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimension Hops:	14

New Minecraft Servers

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Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	829
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	473986
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Farms Harvested:	278
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Items Found:	7867	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mines Excavated:	2237	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Emeralds Found:	538	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	574235
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Star Shards Collected:	59
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3011	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	312164	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	113
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com