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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 906 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!