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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9084 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!