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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4704 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 301 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9034 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing the Macarena! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret underground society where they worship a giant potato named Spudrick.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for a hilariously chaotic journey that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).