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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2820 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | New Chunks Explored: | 732935 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8019 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing the Macarena! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret underground society where they worship a giant potato named Spudrick.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for a hilariously chaotic journey that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).