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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9110	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	551	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	8373
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	544979	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Farms Harvested:	504	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	213	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	497349	Mines Excavated:	4033
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	4612
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	1213

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	102/800	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Emeralds Found:	600	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	8