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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7485 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 203 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.