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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2077 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.