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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 279 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.