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Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Heavy rain

Adventure, building, Claim server, claim system, collaboration, Community, Economy, economy server, Exploration, Fun, heavy rain, Home Protection, minecraft server, Missions, MONEY, multiplayer, player collaboration, PvE, PvP, Resources, Survival, survival server

Survival Server with Economy and Claim

Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.

With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!

Join now and start your adventure!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Blue Velvet, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

12-year-old, Buy, cat, cat lovers, cat toys, Children’s gifts, childrens toys, family shopping, funny, funny cat videos, humorous toys, kids’ recommendations, Michis, Minecraft, mom, parent advice, parenting tips, pet products, Recommendation, shopping for kids, smp, Thoughts on Michi, toy reviews, toy suggestions

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New MC

Active, BUILD, bulgarian, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Interruptions, Join, multiplayer, Options, Play, player, restarts, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CTE2

Adventure, Craft To Exile 2, Cte2, Discord, FTB, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, mod, multiple worlds, Non-profit, PvE, review, RPG, self-hosted, Server, Version, Whitelist

Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NauticMC

Bedwars, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

2nd season, Anime, Character development, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, Idol, IDOLMSTER, japanese, Minecraft, Music, Otaku, PALS, PIXEL, pop culture, Producer, relationships, Sequel, Server, shiny colors, Storyline, twin, video game, virtual idols

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is where the Producer’s twin ended up after getting lost in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a chance to uncover the mystery of the missing twin. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the absolute bomb-diggity! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes (seriously, they should go on tour).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Goals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

America lite, Canadian culture, Canadian history, Canadian society, canadian stereotypes, cultural appropriation, cultural assimilation, cultural comparison, Cultural differences, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural influences, cultural perception, cultural similarities, Cultural traditions, cultural values, Diversity, MapleCraft, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, North American culture, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the best of Canadian culture in pixelated form! Forget America lite, we’ve got poutine-powered creepers, hockey stick swords, and beavers building dams out of diamond blocks. Join us for a chance to ride a moose into battle, apologize to zombies for killing them, and build igloos that double as secret bases. So come on, eh? Join our server, where the maple syrup flows like water and the Tim Hortons never runs out of coffee!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30