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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4816 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!