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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9156 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 338 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!