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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4116 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 973 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!