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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4691 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!