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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4754 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Votes: | 6768 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!