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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9331 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!