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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6945 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!