Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Emeralds Found: 6088

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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