Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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