Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Buildings Constructed: 41
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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