Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Zombie Dances: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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