Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4874
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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