Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 235 Magic Items Found: 2545
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Farms Harvested: 749 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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