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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Farms Harvested: 696
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
Star Shards Collected: 169 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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