Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

bjj, bros, Conspiracy, controversy, Crafty, culture, Dominant, FITNESS, Gay, grappling, homoerotic, Martial Arts, Masculinity, meets, middle class, Minecraft, passtime, physical exercise, psyop, Questionable, self defense, Sport, Stereotypes, Submission, theories, Upper Class, White

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Votes:	4137
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Farms Harvested:	634
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	8149
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5940	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com