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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 432 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
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