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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4138 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!