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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6032 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Votes: | 8697 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 53 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!