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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4646 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!