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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6998 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3554 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!