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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4624 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!