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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8252 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!